Mon Oct 15, 4:37 PM ET
Researchers at the Australian Center for the Study of Human Sexuality have announced the results of a project which tracked changes in both male and female sexual preferences over a 25 year period, and the results have ignited debate among other experts in the field. The project followed the sexual history of 275 volunteers who, in a preliminary interview, listed their sexual preference as “straight.” Twenty five years later, when questioned again and their sexual history reviewed, 85% of the men and 72% of the women had actively engaged in homosexual or lesbian behavior, and most of them had changed their sexual preference to be either homosexual or bi-sexual.
According to Dr. Samuel Myhokyle, changes in levels of testosterone and estrogen have a direct impact not only on the strength of sexual desire, but the object(s) of that desire as well.
"As a man ages, his testosterone level drops and his estrogen level rises,” Dr. Myhokyle explains. “This change in hormonal balance can result in sexual desires being felt towards other men. For young women, sexual attraction to a male is the natural instinct to propagate and continue the species, but as men age, their slowly awakening bi-sexual tendencies may be a natural Darwinian effect to decrease the likelihood of older sperm fertilizing eggs.
“We all know that the quality of sperm and egg decrease with age,” Dr. Myhokyle continues. “Our study shows that mother nature is effectively tilting the playing field to favor younger men and women procreating by steering older men towards targets that their older sperm cannot fertilize.”
For women, decreases in their estrogen levels and increased testosterone tends to masculinate older women; they begin to exhibit traits usually exhibited by young men, which may include sexual desire being focused towards other women. This waning interest in sex with males may be nature's way of minimizing the likelihood that their older eggs will be fertilized.
Other members of the community find the study's results questionable.
“I'm a very healthy 54 year old male, and I can assure you I have absolutely no interest in sex with another male,” argues Professor Warren Deheavynial, director of the European Institute of Human Behavior. “In fact, if I could, I'd be all over my young personal assistant, who is a very attractive young woman.” Myhokyle is used to hearing such comments, but sticks to his assertion that eventually, Deheavynial will find himself on his knees, sucking some young, massively endowed male to completion and savoring the flavor of the young stud's seed as it is sprayed down his throat.
“It's utterly disgusting,” agrees Dr. Sharon Hertonguegash, who, in addition to working as the spokeswoman for the American Institute of Ethics and Morality, is a fully accredited and board certified gynecologist in Eugene, Oregon. “To suggest that I spend all day with my head between a woman's legs because I'm getting older and my eggs are supposedly nearing their end of shelf life is simply his (Myhokyle's) way of bashing older women. I'm 49 years old and I still enjoy a good dicking every now and then.”
Members of the gay and lesbian community are concerned that, as they age, they may find themselves experiencing feelings of sexual attraction towards members of the opposite sex.
“Does this mean that when I'm older I'm not going to enjoy sucking cock anymore?” one young man asked, obvious concern showing in his face. “Am I going to start fantasizing about a vagina and breasts? Is this the future that's in store for me? Because if it is, I'm just going to kill myself before I sink to that level.”
Myhokyle is quick to point out that a healthy lifestyle may slow the onset of what he calls “Delayed Onset Bisexuality” and that perhaps society in general should re-evaluate the established conventional mindset regarding human sexual behavior.
“Sex is fun, whether you're young or old.” Myhokyle points out. “Does it really matter whether your pounding some moist young mound or sucking the semen out of a footlong wonder schlong? As long as everyone is having a good time and getting their rocks off, what do we care who we do it with?”
Myhokyle's finding will be formally published in the New England Journal of Medicine sometime in 2135, when more people will be open minded about sex in general.
Gotcha!
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Originally posted on the L.A. Rants & Raves section of Craig's List on Oct. 16. 2007
Yes, I wrote it, silly.
Did you even notice the jokes in the name of the people?
Myhokyle.....look closely... KY in "my hole".... myhoKYle...
heh heh heh heh
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