Originally posted on the Rants & Raves section of Craig's List - Los Angeles
I hate the arrogance of those who have been handed everything and fail to appreciate it or do anything worthwhile with it.
I hate the ignorance of those who think the most important thing going on right now is who wins on some reality television show.
I hate drivers who don't use turn signals.
I hate people who feel it's their responsibility to shove any sort of organized religion down someone else's throat.
I hate confirmation messages asking if I'm sure I want to delete a file.
I hate big oil.
I hate our indifference to what we are doing to the planet.
I hate pretty people.
I hate people who take up two parking spaces.
I hate people who pepper their sentences with the word "like."
I hate fuckers who take more than 15 items thru the express lane.
I hate calling customer service and speaking to someone halfway around the world with an accent so thick you could choke an elephant with it.
I hate punks who have no respect for others, yet expect it in return.
I hate people who are self centered and inconsiderate of others.
I hate the fact that I can't afford a home.
I hate the "transaction fee" banks charge for using another bank's ATM.
I hate computer viruses.
I hate the fact that corporations have more voice in the government than the people.
I hate my neighbors.
I hate our fucked up health care system.
I hate people who are truly incompetent but get paid exorbitant amounts because they bullshit well.
I hate inconsistency in thought and behavior.
I hate automated answering systems that loop you in circles.
I hate pressing 1 for English.
I hate telemarketers.
I hate Christmas decorations displayed in August.
I hate close minded people who think they already have all the answers.
I hate the fact that all of my enterprises to date have failed miserably.
I hate fools who can't remember their own password.
I hate the general public's obsession with youth and good looks.
I hate the "baggy look."
I hate putting commas, periods, and semi colons INSIDE the quotation mark.
I hate those of you reading this who are already mentally drafting some smart ass reply.
I hate gun control.
I hate the corruption that has permeated our political system.
I hate people who blame everyone else for their problems.
I hate people who interrupt.
I hate thinking of a witty retort 15 minutes after it's needed.
I hate people who have ulterior motives or misrepresent their intentions in dealing with you.
I hate the majority's pre-Victorian views on sexuality.
I hate affirmation action.
I hate being a minority.
I hate so-called "experts" who never give a definitive answer when a question is posed.
I hate bicycle riders who don't follow the rules of the road.
I hate people who are so unaware of their surroundings that they'll block a doorway, aisle, or hall.
I hate people who perform any secondary or tertiary action while driving.
I hate people in the drive through who change their order at the second window.
I hate waiters who don't do their job but expect a tip.
I hate hypocrisy.
I hate fingerprints on my monitors.
I hate people who don't understand the concept of personal hygiene.
I hate people who pound their keyboards while they type as if they were trying to drive nails through a steel plate.
I hate personality tests.
I hate rap.
I hate people who either don't understand or don't want to acknowledge the difference between legal and illegal immigration.
I hate misplacing or losing stuff.
I hate the plastic packaging that requires a blowtorch and a chainsaw to open.
I hate the comforts and amenities that are granted to those that are incarcerated.
I hate people who abuse the system.
I hate cold spots in my microwaved food.
I hate people who cut in line, whether it's traffic, the box office ticket counter, or an amusement park.
I hate low water pressure.
I hate that I only have one parking space for my two bedroom apartment.
I hate the industrial grade "beep beep" one hears when trucks or large vehicles are put in reverse.
I hate empty ice cube trays.
I hate watered down drinks.
I hate people who suck out on the river.
I hate micro-managers.
I hate those who generate drama in their life for the sake of drama.
I hate software updates.
I hate clutter.
I hate the dumpster diver who wakes me up everyday at 5:30 am.
I hate rain checks.
I hate rebates.
I hate the IRS.
I hate people who don't know how to execute a left hand turn.
I hate spam. (junk email, not the meat product.)
I hate people who can't parallel park.
I hate coconut.
I hate crowds, but at the same time,
I hate being alone.
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