Friday, November 30, 2007

Service for My Libido

My Libido passed away yesterday after years of neglect. Tragically, he was only 32.

Born into a poor family, My Libido stayed out of the spotlight for many years, content to bide his time until all the pieces required for his rise to power were in place. Eventually, he could be contained no longer and made his presence known, much to the delight of his fans everywhere. His most celebrated tour, affectionately remembered by many as "The College Daze", was publicly well received and garnered much critical acclaim.

Eventually, the lust for the spotlight faded, and My Libido settled into a rather comfortable routine, which often left his fans disappointed and wanting more. The critics were equally as harsh, and often times the reviews were mixed at best--critics often served up reviews which claimed "Performance was too short" or "Energy was lacking." Perhaps it was the strain of living up to the prior successes, or an un-reported substance abuse problem, but certainly the later years showed a drastic decline not only in the attendance, but in the frequency of the shows as well.

Eventually, My Libido retired completely from the public, and he spent his remaining years alone and neglected. He leaves behind only memories and regrets.

In lieu of gifts, fans and mourners are encouraged to make a donation to the charity of their choice. A private memorial will be held at an undisclosed location.

Rest in Peace.